Ek Sexy Ladki Ne Pappu Ko Awaz Lagai O Bhai Jaan Kripya Suniye To Jara... Pappu: O Heroine Pahle Fansla Kar Bhai Ya Jaan Confuse Kyon Kar Rahi Hai
Patni: Jante Ho Maine Tumse Shaadi Kyon Ki? Pati: Kyon? Patni: Taki Main Jaan Saku Ki Tum Kitne Murkh Ho? Pati: To Shadi Karne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi! Ye To Tum Aise Hi Jaan Sakti Thi Jab Maine Tumse Shadi Karne Ki Khwahish Jahir Ki Thi!
Dukhi Patni: Pata Nahin Tum Jua Khelna Kab Chhodoge? Agar Bhul Se Bhi Tumne Koi Ravivar Ghar Par Bita Diya To Maare Khushi Ke Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Jayegi Yah Sunkar Pati Ne Pucha: Sach Ravivar Kab Hai?
Patni: Suno Ji Aap Meri Taraf Muh Karke Sona Mujhe Raat Ko Dar Lagta Hai Pati: Bas Tum To Sirf Apni Hi Sochana Meri Chahe Dar Ke Mare Jaan Chali Jaye
Pati Ghar Se Nikalate Vakt: Patni: Kahan Ja Rahe Ho? Pati: Jaan Dene Patni: Sath Men Ek Thaili Lekar Jana Pati: Kyon? Patni: Irada Agar Badal Gaya To Aate Aate 2 Kilo Pyaaj Lete Aana
Effects of break-up: It's just a matter of time when 'Jaan' becomes 'Jaanwar'; And ' Cutie' becomes 'Kutti'!